The Hacker's Dictionary

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abbrev
====== /*-breev'/, /*-brev'/ n. Common abbreviation for
`abbreviation'.
ABEND
===== [ABnormal END] /o'bend/, /*-bend'/ n. Abnormal
termination (of software); crash; lossage. Derives from an
error message on the IBM 360; used jokingly by hackers but
seriously mainly by code grinders. Usually capitalized, but may
appear as `abend'. Hackers will try to persuade you that ABEND is
called `abend' because it is what system operators do to the
machine late on Friday when they want to call it a day, and hence
is from the German `Abend' = `Evening'.
accumulator
=========== n. 1. Archaic term for a register. On-line use of it
as a synonym for `register' is a fairly reliable indication that
the user has been around for quite a while and/or that the
architecture under discussion is quite old. The term in full is
almost never used of microprocessor registers, for example, though
symbolic names for arithmetic registers beginning in `A' derive
from historical use of the term `accumulator' (and not, actually,
from `arithmetic'). Confusingly, though, an `A' register name
prefix may also stand for `address', as for example on the
Motorola 680x0 family. 2. A register being used for arithmetic or
logic (as opposed to addressing or a loop index), especially one
being used to accumulate a sum or count of many items. This use is
in context of a particular routine or stretch of code. "The
FOOBAZ routine uses A3 as an accumulator." 3. One's in-basket
(esp. among old-timers who might use sense 1). "You want this
reviewed? Sure, just put it in the accumulator." (See stack.)
ACK
=== /ak/ interj. 1. [from the ASCII mnemonic for 0000110]
Acknowledge. Used to register one's presence (compare mainstream
*Yo!*). An appropriate response to ping or ENQ.
2. [from the comic strip "Bloom County"] An exclamation of
surprised disgust, esp. in "Ack pffft!" Semi-humorous.
Generally this sense is not spelled in caps (ACK) and is
distinguished by a following exclamation point. 3. Used to
politely interrupt someone to tell them you understand their point
(see NAK). Thus, for example, you might cut off an overly
long explanation with "Ack. Ack. Ack. I get it now".

There is also a usage "ACK?" (from sense 1) meaning "Are you
there?", often used in email when earlier mail has produced no
reply, or during a lull in talk mode to see if the person has
gone away (the standard humorous response is of course NAK
(sense 2), i.e., "I'm not here").

ad-hockery
========== /ad-hok'*r-ee/ [Purdue] n. 1. Gratuitous assumptions
made inside certain programs, esp. expert systems, which lead to
the appearance of semi-intelligent behavior but are in fact
entirely arbitrary. For example, fuzzy-matching against input
tokens that might be typing errors against a symbol table can make
it look as though a program knows how to spell. 2. Special-case
code to cope with some awkward input that would otherwise cause a
program to choke, presuming normal inputs are dealt with in
some cleaner and more regular way. Also called `ad-hackery',
`ad-hocity' (/ad-hos'*-tee/), `ad-crockery'. See also
ELIZA effect.
Ada
=== : n. A "Pascal"-descended language that has been made
mandatory for Department of Defense software projects by the
Pentagon. Hackers are nearly unanimous in observing that,
technically, it is precisely what one might expect given that kind
of endorsement by fiat; designed by committee, crockish, difficult
to use, and overall a disastrous, multi-billion-dollar boondoggle
(one common description is "The PL/I of the 1980s"). Hackers
find Ada's exception-handling and inter-process communication
features particularly hilarious. Ada Lovelace (the daughter of
Lord Byron who became the world's first programmer while
cooperating with Charles Babbage on the design of his mechanical
computing engines in the mid-1800s) would almost certainly blanch
at the use to which her name has latterly been put; the kindest
thing that has been said about it is that there is probably a good
small language screaming to get out from inside its vast,
elephantine bulk.
adger
===== /aj'r/ [UCLA] vt. To make a bonehead move with
consequences that could have been foreseen with even slight mental
effort. E.g., "He started removing files and promptly adgered the
whole project". Compare dumbass attack.
admin
===== /ad-min'/ n. Short for `administrator'; very commonly
used in speech or on-line to refer to the systems person in charge
on a computer. Common constructions on this include `sysadmin'
and `site admin' (emphasizing the administrator's role as a site
contact for email and news) or `newsadmin' (focusing specifically
on news). Compare postmaster, sysop, [system
mangler}.
ADVENT
====== /ad'vent/ n. The prototypical computer adventure game, first
implemented on the PDP-10 by Will Crowther as an attempt at
computer-refereed fantasy gaming, and expanded into a
puzzle-oriented game by Don Woods. Now better known as Adventure,
but the "TOPS-10" operating system permitted only six-letter
filenames. See also vadding.

This game defined the terse, dryly humorous style now expected in
text adventure games, and popularized several tag lines that have
become fixtures of hacker-speak: "A huge green fierce snake bars
the way!" "I see no X here" (for some noun X). "You are in a
maze of twisty little passages, all alike." "You are in a little
maze of twisty passages, all different." The `magic words'
xyzzy and plugh also derive from this game.

Crowther, by the way, participated in the exploration of the
Mammoth & Flint Ridge cave system; it actually *has* a
`Colossal Cave' and a `Bedquilt' as in the game, and the `Y2' that
also turns up is cavers' jargon for a map reference to a secondary
entrance.

AFJ
=== // n. Written-only abbreviation for "April Fool's Joke".
Elaborate April Fool's hoaxes are a long-established tradition on
USENET and Internet; see kremvax for an example. In fact,
April Fool's Day is the *only* seasonal holiday marked by
customary observances on the hacker networks.
AI
== /A-I/ n. Abbreviation for `Artificial Intelligence', so
common that the full form is almost never written or spoken among
hackers.
AI-complete
=========== /A-I k*m-pleet'/ [MIT, Stanford: by analogy with
`NP-complete' (see NP-)] adj. Used to describe problems or
subproblems in AI, to indicate that the solution presupposes a
solution to the `strong AI problem' (that is, the synthesis of a
human-level intelligence). A problem that is AI-complete is, in
other words, just too hard.

Examples of AI-complete problems are `The Vision Problem'
(building a system that can see as well as a human) and `The
Natural Language Problem' (building a system that can understand
and speak a natural language as well as a human). These may appear
to be modular, but all attempts so far (1993) to solve them have
foundered on the amount of context information and `intelligence'
they seem to require. See also gedanken.

AI koans
======== /A-I koh'anz/ pl.n. A series of pastiches of Zen
teaching riddles created by Danny Hillis at the MIT AI Lab around
various major figures of the Lab's culture (several are included
under "A Selection of AI Koans" in [Appendix
A}). See also ha ha only serious, mu, and "Humor, Hacker".
AIDS
==== /aydz/ n. Short for A* Infected Disk Syndrome (`A*' is a
glob pattern that matches, but is not limited to, Apple),
this condition is quite often the result of practicing unsafe
SEX. See virus, worm, Trojan horse,
virgin.
AIDX
==== n. /aydkz/ n. Derogatory term for IBM's perverted version
of UNIX, AIX, especially for the AIX 3.? used in the IBM RS/6000
series (some hackers think it is funnier just to pronounce "AIX"
as "aches"). A victim of the dreaded "hybridism" disease, this
attempt to combine the two main currents of the UNIX stream
(BSD and USG UNIX) became a monstrosity to haunt
system administrators' dreams. For example, if new accounts are
created while many users are logged on, the load average jumps
quickly over 20 due to silly implementation of the user databases.
For a quite similar disease, compare HP-SUX. Also, compare
Macintrash Nominal Semidestructor, Open DeathTrap,
ScumOS, sun-stools.
airplane rule
============= n. "Complexity increases the possibility of
failure; a twin-engine airplane has twice as many engine problems
as a single-engine airplane." By analogy, in both software and
electronics, the rule that simplicity increases robustness. It is
correspondingly argued that the right way to build reliable systems
is to put all your eggs in one basket, after making sure that
you've built a really *good* basket. See also KISS Principle.
aliasing bug
============ n. A class of subtle programming errors that can
arise in code that does dynamic allocation, esp. via
`malloc(3)' or equivalent. If several pointers address
(`aliases for') a given hunk of storage, it may happen that the
storage is freed or reallocated (and thus moved) through one alias
and then referenced through another, which may lead to subtle (and
possibly intermittent) lossage depending on the state and the
allocation history of the malloc arena. Avoidable by use of
allocation strategies that never alias allocated core, or by use of
higher-level languages, such as LISP, which employ a garbage
collector (see GC). Also called a stale pointer bug.
See also precedence lossage, smash the stack,
fandango on core, memory leak, memory smash,
overrun screw, spam.

Historical note: Though this term is nowadays associated with
C programming, it was already in use in a very similar sense in the
Algol-60 and FORTRAN communities in the 1960s.

all-elbows
========== [MS-DOS] adj. Of a TSR (terminate-and-stay-resident)
IBM PC program, such as the N pop-up calendar and calculator
utilities that circulate on BBS systems: unsociable. Used to
describe a program that rudely steals the resources that it needs
without considering that other TSRs may also be resident. One
particularly common form of rudeness is lock-up due to programs
fighting over the keyboard interrupt. See rude, also
mess-dos.
alpha particles
=============== n. See bit rot.
alt
=== /awlt/ 1. n. The alt shift key on an IBM PC or clone
keyboard; see bucky bits, sense 2 (though typical PC usage does
not simply set the 0200 bit). 2. n. The `clover' or `Command'
key on a Macintosh; use of this term usually reveals that the
speaker hacked PCs before coming to the Mac (see also [feature
key}). Some Mac hackers, confusingly, reserve `alt' for the Option
key (and it is so labeled on some Mac II keyboards). 3. n.obs.
[PDP-10; often capitalized to ALT] Alternate name for the ASCII
ESC character (ASCII 0011011), after the keycap labeling on some
older terminals; also `altmode' (/awlt'mohd/). This character
was almost never pronounced `escape' on an ITS system, in
TECO, or under TOPS-10 --- always alt, as in "Type alt alt to
end a TECO command" or "alt-U onto the system" (for "log onto
the [ITS] system"). This usage probably arose because alt is more
convenient to say than `escape', especially when followed by
another alt or a character (or another alt *and* a character,
for that matter).
alt bit
======= /awlt bit/ [from alternate] adj. See meta bit.
altmode
======= n. Syn. alt sense 3.
Aluminum Book
============= [MIT] n. "Common LISP: The Language", by
Guy L. Steele Jr. (Digital Press, first edition 1984, second
edition 1990). Note that due to a technical screwup some printings
of the second edition are actually of a color the author describes
succinctly as "yucky green". See also "book titles".
amoeba
====== n. Humorous term for the Commodore Amiga personal computer.
amp off
======= [Purdue] vt. To run in background. From the UNIX shell `&'
operator.
amper
===== n. Common abbreviation for the name of the ampersand (`&',
ASCII 0100110) character. See "ASCII" for other synonyms.
angle brackets
============== n. Either of the characters `<' (ASCII
0111100) and `>' (ASCII 0111110) (ASCII less-than or
greater-than signs). Typographers in the Real World use angle
brackets which are either taller and slimmer (the ISO `Bra' and
`Ket' characters), or significantly smaller (single or double
guillemets) than the less-than and greater-than signs.
See broket, "ASCII".
angry fruit salad
================= n. A bad visual-interface design that uses too
many colors. (This term derives, of course, from the bizarre
day-glo colors found in canned fruit salad.) Too often one sees
similar effects from interface designers using color window systems
such as X; there is a tendency to create displays that are
flashy and attention-getting but uncomfortable for long-term
use.
annoybot
======== /*-noy-bot/ [IRC] n. See robot.
AOS
=== 1. /aws/ (East Coast), /ay-os/ (West Coast) [based on a
PDP-10 increment instruction] vt.,obs. To increase the amount of
something. "AOS the campfire." Usage: considered silly, and now
obsolete. Now largely supplanted by bump. See SOS.
2. n. A "Multics"-derived OS supported at one time by Data
General. This was pronounced /A-O-S/ or /A-os/. A spoof of
the standard AOS system administrator's manual ("How to Load
and Generate your AOS System") was created, issued a part number,
and circulated as photocopy folklore; it was called "How to
Goad and Levitate your CHAOS System". 3. n. Algebraic Operating
System, in reference to those calculators which use infix instead
of postfix (reverse Polish) notation.

Historical note: AOS in sense 1 was the name of a PDP-10
instruction that took any memory location in the computer and added
1 to it; AOS meant `Add One and do not Skip'. Why, you may ask,
does the `S' stand for `do not Skip' rather than for `Skip'? Ah,
here was a beloved piece of PDP-10 folklore. There were eight such
instructions: AOSE added 1 and then skipped the next instruction
if the result was Equal to zero; AOSG added 1 and then skipped if
the result was Greater than 0; AOSN added 1 and then skipped
if the result was Not 0; AOSA added 1 and then skipped Always;
and so on. Just plain AOS didn't say when to skip, so it never
skipped.

For similar reasons, AOJ meant `Add One and do not Jump'. Even
more bizarre, SKIP meant `do not SKIP'! If you wanted to skip the
next instruction, you had to say `SKIPA'. Likewise, JUMP meant
`do not JUMP'; the unconditional form was JUMPA. However, hackers
never did this. By some quirk of the 10's design, the JRST
(Jump and ReSTore flag with no flag specified) was actually faster
and so was invariably used. Such were the perverse mysteries of
assembler programming.

app
=== /ap/ n. Short for `application program', as opposed to a
systems program. Apps are what systems vendors are forever chasing
developers to create for their environments so they can sell more
boxes. Hackers tend not to think of the things they themselves run
as apps; thus, in hacker parlance the term excludes compilers,
program editors, games, and messaging systems, though a user would
consider all those to be apps. (Broadly, an app is often a
self-contained environment for performing some well-defined task
such as `word processing'; hackers tend to prefer more
general-purpose tools.) Oppose tool, [operating
system}.
arena
===== [UNIX] n. The area of memory attached to a process by
`brk(2)' and `sbrk(2)' and used by `malloc(3)' as
dynamic storage. So named from a `malloc: corrupt arena'
message emitted when some early versions detected an impossible
value in the free block list. See overrun screw, [aliasing
bug}, memory leak, memory smash, [smash the
stack}.
arg
=== /arg/ n. Abbreviation for `argument' (to a function),
used so often as to have become a new word (like `piano' from
`pianoforte'). "The sine function takes 1 arg, but the
arc-tangent function can take either 1 or 2 args." Compare
param, parm, var.
ARMM
==== [acronym, `Automated Retroactive Minimal Moderation'] n. A
USENET robot created by Dick Depew of Munroe Falls, Ohio. ARMM was
intended to automatically cancel posts from anonymous-posting
sites. Unfortunately, the robot's recognizer for anonymous
postings triggered on its own automatically-generated control
messages! Transformed by this stroke of programming ineptitude
into a monster of Frankensteinian proportions, it broke loose on
the night of March 31, 1993 and proceeded to spam
news.admin.policy with a recursive explosion of over 200
messages.

ARMM's bug produced a recursive cascade of messages each of which
mechanically added text to the ID and Subject and some other
headers of its parent. This produced a flood of messages in which
each header took up several screens and each message ID and subject
line got longer and longer and longer.

Reactions varied from amusement to outrage. The pathological
messages crashed at least one mail system, and upset people paying
line charges for their USENET feeds. One poster described the ARMM
debacle as "instant USENET history" (also establishing the term
despew), and it has since been widely cited as a cautionary
example of the havoc the combination of good intentions and
incompetence can wreak on a network. Compare [Great Worm, The];
sorcerer's apprentice mode. See also software laser,
network meltdown.

armor-plated
============ n. Syn. for bulletproof.
asbestos
======== adj. Used as a modifier to anything intended to protect
one from flames; also in other highly flame-suggestive
usages. See, for example, asbestos longjohns and [asbestos
cork award}.
asbestos cork award
=================== n. Once, long ago at MIT, there was a
flamer so consistently obnoxious that another hacker designed,
had made, and distributed posters announcing that said flamer had
been nominated for the `asbestos cork award'. (Any reader in
doubt as to the intended application of the cork should consult the
etymology under flame.) Since then, it is agreed that only a
select few have risen to the heights of bombast required to earn
this dubious dignity --- but there is no agreement on *which*
few.
asbestos longjohns
================== n. Notional garments donned by USENET
posters just before emitting a remark they expect will elicit
flamage. This is the most common of the asbestos
coinages. Also `asbestos underwear', `asbestos overcoat',
etc.
ASCII
===== : [American Standard Code for Information Interchange]
/as'kee/ n. The predominant character set encoding of present-day
computers. The modern version uses 7 bits for each character,
whereas most earlier codes (including an early version of ASCII)
used fewer. This change allowed the inclusion of lowercase letters
--- a major win --- but it did not provide for accented
letters or any other letterforms not used in English (such as the
German sharp-S
or the ae-ligature
which is a letter in, for example, Norwegian). It could be worse,
though. It could be much worse. See "EBCDIC" to understand how.

Computers are much pickier and less flexible about spelling than
humans; thus, hackers need to be very precise when talking about
characters, and have developed a considerable amount of verbal
shorthand for them. Every character has one or more names --- some
formal, some concise, some silly. Common jargon names for ASCII
characters are collected here. See also individual entries for
bang, excl, open, ques, semi, shriek,
splat, twiddle, and Yu-Shiang Whole Fish.

This list derives from revision 2.3 of the USENET ASCII
pronunciation guide. Single characters are listed in ASCII order;
character pairs are sorted in by first member. For each character,
common names are given in rough order of popularity, followed by
names that are reported but rarely seen; official ANSI/CCITT names
are surrounded by brokets: <>. Square brackets mark the
particularly silly names introduced by INTERCAL. The
abbreviations "l/r" and "o/c" stand for left/right and
"open/close" respectively. Ordinary parentheticals provide some
usage information.

!
Common: bang; pling; excl; shriek; .
Rare: factorial; exclam; smash; cuss; boing; yell; wow; hey;
wham; eureka; [spark-spot]; soldier.

"
Common: double quote; quote. Rare: literal mark;
double-glitch; ; ; dirk;
[rabbit-ears]; double prime.

#
Common: number sign; pound; pound sign; hash; sharp; crunch;
hex; [mesh]. Rare: grid; crosshatch; octothorpe; flash;
, pig-pen; tictactoe; scratchmark; thud; thump;
splat.

$
Common: dollar; . Rare: currency symbol; buck;
cash; string (from BASIC); escape (when used as the echo of
ASCII ESC); ding; cache; [big money].

%
Common: percent; ; mod; grapes. Rare:
[double-oh-seven].

&
Common: ; amper; and. Rare: address (from C);
reference (from C++); andpersand; bitand; background (from
`sh(1)'); pretzel; amp. [INTERCAL called this `ampersand';
what could be sillier?]

'
Common: single quote; quote; . Rare: prime;
glitch; tick; irk; pop; [spark]; mark>; .

( )

Common: l/r paren; l/r parenthesis; left/right; open/close;
paren/thesis; o/c paren; o/c parenthesis; l/r parenthesis; l/r
banana. Rare: so/already; lparen/rparen; parenthesis>; o/c round bracket, l/r round bracket,
[wax/wane]; parenthisey/unparenthisey; l/r ear.

*
Common: star; [splat]; . Rare: wildcard; gear;
dingle; mult; spider; aster; times; twinkle; glob (see
glob); Nathan Hale.

+
Common: ; add. Rare: cross; [intersection].

,
Common: . Rare: ; [tail].

-
Common: dash; ; . Rare: [worm]; option; dak;
bithorpe.

.
Common: dot; point; ; . Rare: radix
point; full stop; [spot].

/
Common: slash; stroke; ; forward slash. Rare:
diagonal; solidus; over; slak; virgule; [slat].

:
Common: . Rare: dots; [two-spot].

;
Common: ; semi. Rare: weenie; [hybrid],
pit-thwong.

< >
Common: ; bra/ket; l/r angle; l/r angle
bracket; l/r broket. Rare: from/[into, towards]; read
from/write to; suck/blow; comes-from/gozinta; in/out;
crunch/zap (all from UNIX); [angle/right angle].

=
Common: ; gets; takes. Rare: quadrathorpe;
[half-mesh].

?
Common: query; ; ques. Rare: whatmark;
[what]; wildchar; huh; hook; buttonhook; hunchback.

@
Common: at sign; at; strudel. Rare: each; vortex; whorl;
[whirlpool]; cyclone; snail; ape; cat; rose; cabbage;
.

V
Rare: [book].

[ ]
Common: l/r square bracket; l/r bracket; bracket>; bracket/unbracket. Rare: square/unsquare; [U turn/U
turn back].

\
Common: backslash; escape (from C/UNIX); reverse slash; slosh;
backslant; backwhack. Rare: bash; ; reversed
virgule; [backslat].

^
Common: hat; control; uparrow; caret; . Rare:
chevron; [shark (or shark-fin)]; to the (`to the power of');
fang; pointer (in Pascal).

_
Common: ; underscore; underbar; under. Rare:
score; backarrow; skid; [flatworm].

`
Common: backquote; left quote; left single quote; open quote;
; grave. Rare: backprime; [backspark];
unapostrophe; birk; blugle; back tick; back glitch; push;
; quasiquote.

[ ]
Common: o/c brace; l/r brace; l/r squiggly; l/r squiggly
bracket/brace; l/r curly bracket/brace; brace>. Rare: brace/unbrace; curly/uncurly; leftit/rytit; l/r
squirrelly; [embrace/bracelet].

|
Common: bar; or; or-bar; v-bar; pipe; vertical bar. Rare:
; gozinta; thru; pipesinta (last three from
UNIX); [spike].

~
Common: ; squiggle; twiddle; not. Rare: approx;
wiggle; swung dash; enyay; [sqiggle (sic)].

The pronunciation of `#' as `pound' is common in the U.S.
but a bad idea; "Commonwealth Hackish" has its own, rather more
apposite use of `pound sign' (confusingly, on British keyboards
the pound graphic
happens to replace `#'; thus Britishers sometimes
call `#' on a U.S.-ASCII keyboard `pound', compounding the
American error). The U.S. usage derives from an old-fashioned
commercial practice of using a `#' suffix to tag pound weights
on bills of lading. The character is usually pronounced `hash'
outside the U.S.

The `uparrow' name for circumflex and `leftarrow' name for
underline are historical relics from archaic ASCII (the 1963
version), which had these graphics in those character positions
rather than the modern punctuation characters.

The `swung dash' or `approximation' sign is not quite the same
as tilde in typeset material
but the ASCII tilde serves for both (compare [angle
brackets}).

Some other common usages cause odd overlaps. The `#',
`$', `>', and `&' characters, for example, are all
pronounced "hex" in different communities because various
assemblers use them as a prefix tag for hexadecimal constants (in
particular, `#' in many assembler-programming cultures,
`$' in the 6502 world, `>' at Texas Instruments, and
`&' on the BBC Micro, Sinclair, and some Z80 machines). See
also splat.

The inability of ASCII text to correctly represent any of the
world's other major languages makes the designers' choice of 7 bits
look more and more like a serious misfeature as the use of
international networks continues to increase (see [software
rot}). Hardware and software from the U.S. still tends to embody
the assumption that ASCII is the universal character set and that
characters have 7 bits; this is a a major irritant to people who
want to use a character set suited to their own languages.
Perversely, though, efforts to solve this problem by proliferating
`national' character sets produce an evolutionary pressure to use
a *smaller* subset common to all those in use.

ASCII art
========= n. The fine art of drawing diagrams using the ASCII
character set (mainly `|', `-', `/', `\', and
`+'). Also known as `character graphics' or `ASCII
graphics'; see also boxology. Here is a serious example:

o----)||(--+--|<----+ +---------o + D O
L )||( | | | C U
A I )||( +-->|-+ | +-\/\/-+--o - T
C N )||( | | | | P
E )||( +-->|-+--)---+--)|--+-o U
)||( | | | GND T
o----)||(--+--|<----+----------+

A power supply consisting of a full wave rectifier circuit
feeding a capacitor input filter circuit

Figure 1.

And here are some very silly examples:

|\/\/\/| ____/| ___ |\_/| ___
| | \ o.O| ACK! / \_ |` '| _/ \
| | =(_)= THPHTH! / \/ \/ \
| (o)(o) U / \
C _) (__) \/\/\/\ _____ /\/\/\/
| ,___| (oo) \/ \/
| / \/-------\ U (__)
/____\ || | \ /---V `v'- oo )
/ \ ||---W|| * * |--| || |`. |_/\

//-o-\\
____---=======---____
====___\ /.. ..\ /___==== Klingons rule OK!
// ---\__O__/--- \\
\_\ /_/

Figure 2.

There is an important subgenre of ASCII art that puns on the
standard character names in the fashion of a rebus.

+--------------------------------------------------------+
| ^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
| ^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ |
| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
| ^^^^^^^ B ^^^^^^^^^ |
| ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
+--------------------------------------------------------+
" A Bee in the Carrot Patch "

Figure 3.

Within humorous ASCII art, there is for some reason an entire
flourishing subgenre of pictures of silly cows. Four of these are
reproduced in Figure 2; here are three more:

(__) (__) (__)
(\/) ($$) (**)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love

Figure 4.

ASCIIbetical order
================== /as'kee-be'-t*-kl or'dr/ adj.,n. Used to
indicate that data is sorted in ASCII collated order rather than
alphabetical order. This lexicon is sorted in something close to
ASCIIbetical order, but with case ignored and entries beginning
with non-alphabetic characters moved to the end.
atomic
====== [from Gk. `atomos', indivisible] adj. 1. Indivisible;
cannot be split up. For example, an instruction may be said to do
several things `atomically', i.e., all the things are done
immediately, and there is no chance of the instruction being
half-completed or of another being interspersed. Used esp. to
convey that an operation cannot be screwed up by interrupts.
"This routine locks the file and increments the file's semaphore
atomically." 2. [primarily techspeak] Guaranteed to complete
successfully or not at all, usu. refers to database transactions.
If an error prevents a partially-performed transaction from
proceeding to completion, it must be "backed out," as the database
must not be left in an inconsistent state.

Computer usage, in either of the above senses, has none of the
connotations that `atomic' has in mainstream English (i.e. of
particles of matter, nuclear explosions etc.).

attoparsec
========== n. About an inch. `atto-' is the standard SI
prefix for multiplication by 10^(-18). A parsec
(parallax-second) is 3.26 light-years; an attoparsec is thus
3.26 * 10^(-18) light years, or about 3.1 cm (thus,
1 attoparsec/microfortnight equals about 1 inch/sec). This
unit is reported to be in use (though probably not very seriously)
among hackers in the U.K. See micro-.
autobogotiphobia
================ /aw'toh-boh-got`*-foh'bee-*/ n. See bogotify.
automagically
============= /aw-toh-maj'i-klee/ or /aw-toh-maj'i-k*l-ee/ adv.
Automatically, but in a way that, for some reason (typically
because it is too complicated, or too ugly, or perhaps even too
trivial), the speaker doesn't feel like explaining to you. See
magic. "The C-INTERCAL compiler generates C, then automagically
invokes `cc(1)' to produce an executable."
avatar
====== [CMU, Tektronix] n. Syn. root, superuser. There
are quite a few UNIX machines on which the name of the superuser
account is `avatar' rather than `root'. This quirk was
originated by a CMU hacker who disliked the term `superuser',
and was propagated through an ex-CMU hacker at Tektronix.
awk
=== 1. n. [UNIX techspeak] An interpreted language for massaging
text data developed by Alfred Aho, Peter Weinberger, and Brian
Kernighan (the name derives from their initials). It is
characterized by C-like syntax, a declaration-free approach to
variable typing and declarations, associative arrays, and
field-oriented text processing. See also Perl. 2. n.
Editing term for an expression awkward to manipulate through normal
regexp facilities (for example, one containing a
newline). 3. vt. To process data using `awk(1)'.